Happy Valentine's Day Poem by Serena Blackinton

Dudes are really quite awesome.
They'll call in the middle of the night,
Just to say 'I love you',
Which we both know is a lie.

But it's still nice to hear,
That you are beautiful,
Even when you look like crap,
And the question is disputable.

Dudes are often times sweet as bro:
When they offer to do something nice,
Like install your new car battery,
Or alternator for a low price...

Happens all the time, mate.
Their cheeriness comes out,
And they attempt to do things for you,
Just because they are around...

Dudes are so lovely really,
And they will smile and say g'day,
And I hope that you all have...
A happy Valentine's Day.