Have You Been To A Mall Lately Poem by Barry A. Lanier

Have you been to a mall lately?
Such a unique experience!
Just sit for awhile and watch the people!
Where did all the pretty people go?
Teens with jeans pulled down to their crack!
Everyone's got a phone in their ear but me!
What is wrong with me? When did I miss this trend?
Maybe I'm the only one with nothing to say?
Have you been to the mall today?
Maybe I'm here at the wrong time of day!
Where did all the pretty people go?
Everyone is fat like me or emaciated!
There is no congruecy, only noise!
What is going on today?
Men dressed like policeman flirting with the women!
Everyone seems to be going somewhere in a hurry!
I guess I just missed the point somwhere!