Her Least Favourite Photo - Haiku Sequence Poem by Dónall Dempsey

Her Least Favourite Photo - Haiku Sequence

Rating: 5.0


HER LEAST FAVOURITE HAIKU

'Go...go back a bit.'
Ooops! Falls arse over tit! Aggh!
...not wearing knickers


HOPE SHE REMEMBERED TO WASH HER HANDS

She, prim as a pin:
emerges from the LADIES
skirt tucked in knickers.

HOW CAN WE TELL THE DANCER FROM THE DANCE?

She dances naked
dressed only in the sound of
wind chimes & bracelets

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

On the building site
open up my lunch box &
find: last night's...panties.

'GULP! GULP! GULP! '

Naked, she drinks milk
...spills out of mouth...over breasts.
She grins: 'Ya want...some? ! '

EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL& CIDER VINEGAR
SALAD DRESSING WITH A LITTLE LEMON PEPPER

Totally wrapped up
making a salad dressing
with not a stitch on.

FAIR ENOUGH!

I iron you a knickers
‘cos you like to wear ‘em hot!
“warms...my little muff.”

2 SANDWICHES SHORT OFA PICNIC

After the picnic
your discarded pink panties
come alive...with frog!

A CLEAN SHAVE

Drinking your Guinness
you acquire a white moustache
& I...kiss it off.

HUSBAND AND WIFE TEAM

Party! And your boob
pops out...and I...pop it back!
I'm handy like that.

COMING CLEAN

“Take a bath with me! ”
You drag me in clothes ‘n’ all
Grab Life by the balls!


BECOMING MUSIC

You in a tutu
and...little else: my eyes wild
dancing with delight.

GOOD MORNING!

Collecting the milk
the door slams shut & - I'm caught:
naked with yoghurt... two pints!

KNOWING ME...KNOWING YOU

A curtain of hair
hides that knowing look I know
you are giving me!

MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR

Edible knickers?
Tasty! My favourite flavour..?
Mmmmmmm...you... you... you...you!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Dee Dee Wright 25 November 2007

Wow - les haiku! I love all these indvidually(and have already commented on them) . I love them as a sexy sequence such as this and get to get a little context as they unfold the couple's story seen through all these little vignettes. I simply adore them...they capture all the little moments that would just seep away. They are fragile moments held beautifully like natural jewels. Beautiful and funny all at the same time.! love Dee Dee to Do Do

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Dónall Dempsey

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Curragh Camp, Co. Kildare, Eire.
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