Hillbillill And The Too Old Poem by Ima Ryma

'Bill - the right wing is hinting that'
'I am too old the Prez to be.'
'I guess it's only tit for tat.'
'We hinted Dole was an oldie.'
'I guess I'll do the Reagan thing -'
'So inexperienced are the young, '
'Still in their cribs in the right wing, '
'Filling their diapers up with dung.'
'But let's not hear on this from you, '
'Like the senior moment you said'
'I had, causing my fibaroo'
''Bout snipers firing at my head.'

'No more age stuff - you sound so lame.'
'Be hubby hush up - what's your name? '