Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 8,646 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Holes I'Ve Known ....... [holes, Of Course! ; Humor/Humour; Medium Length] - Poem by Bri Edwards

I've known button holes and donut holes, but NO HOLES with buried treasure.
I've heard of deep space "black holes" which man may never measure.
There are some holes in human bodies, which I'm too polite to mention.
Holes are sometimes "eaten" in one's stomach, IF that "ONE" has too much tension.

Holes in mountains may be called craters, or maybe caves, or tunnels.
There are holes in some kitchen tools, including slotted spoons and funnels.
Swiss cheese has holes in it, and there can be treacherous potholes in a street.
I prefer the holes in cheese to those in streets, ‘cause cheese, not streets, I eat.

Keyholes are becoming less common …..as push buttons are (keyholes) replacing.
Through big holes in my wife's toast, the melting butter does go racing.
Woodpeckers peck holes in trees for their nests, where they raise their young.
After the dentist drills my decaying teeth, I can feel the holes with my tongue.

Someone who is deemed to be not-smart, may be said to have in his head a hole.
In my chest I think I have an empty space (or hole) , where others have a soul.
You'll want a hole to drain away the water, after washing the supper dishes.
BUT you won't want a hole in your boat's bottom, unless you wish to sleep.........with the fishes.

I could go on and on and on, to fill the holes in my intensely-boring day,
but a hole has opened in the clouds, ….and it's time for Bri to go out and play.

(June 2 + 16,2014)


Poet's Notes about The Poem

i was probably looking at some damn hole. it really wasn't an intensely-boring day(s) . you should (not) see all the butter my wife puts on her sourdough toast, fresh from the toaster oven. AND cheese (before it goes in the oven) ! bri :)

Comments about Holes I'Ve Known ....... [holes, Of Course! ; Humor/Humour; Medium Length] by Bri Edwards

  • Rookie - 47 Points Rosmin Elsa Mohan (6/24/2014 3:11:00 AM)

    'twas so much fun to read... wow Bri! :) (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 6,016 Points Savita Tyagi (6/18/2014 8:53:00 AM)

    Very interesting. would fill a hole of anybody's day. Enjoyed. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 9,410 Points Mr. Nobody (6/17/2014 9:35:00 PM)

    HOL-Y u r, you hole-sum poet
    In a holed out pit real hot
    you'll go holehearted
    where you'll throw the spear
    or maybe just hole dit


    hole y cow
    I'll hole d my day job
    Ho Ho Ho (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 1,455 Points Eugene Levich (6/17/2014 8:55:00 PM)

    Holy Toledo! Thems is a whole lotta holes! A wholly funny poem! (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 1,749 Points Noreen Carden (6/17/2014 4:54:00 PM)

    Bri only you could write a poem about holes and make it funny and interesting (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, June 17, 2014



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