How To End A Dinner Party Poem by Wild Bill Balding
How To End A Dinner Party
Give your hamster an Alka-Seltzer to pouch
and convince everyone he's got rabies.
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom,
& come back in your nightwear (or naked) .
Serve fortune cookies with the coffee,
& each one says 'F*** off home now'.
Start turning lights off, drawing curtains,
& blow out candles so the wax goes everywhere.
Or just open another bottle & collapse into oblivion
- & worry abut the fallout tomorrow.
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4/19/2024 5:24:48 PM # 1.0.0.1119
LOLOL, Oh, my! Each one of these attempts to end the dinner party, conjours up hilarious images for me..And to be completely honest, I'd try them all! ! One sure way to clear a room or house, is to ask, 'OK, who is washing up? ' LOL Works in my house everytime! ... P.s still laughing here. Mo