I Hate Judge Judy Poem by Juan Olivarez

I hate Judge Judy,
Cause she's a nut.
She's kinda fruiti,
And she has no butt.

I hate her voice,
And I hate her face.
I think she's an alien,
From outer space.

I hate her eyes,
And her ear lobes.
And those creepy black,
Vampire robes.

My wife loves her,
I don't see why.
When she comes on,
I go get pie.

I wish they'd put her,
On the shelf.
Then I could enjoy,
1 ADAM 12.

I think judge Judy,
Is high on crack.
I'd much rather watch,
Detective Kojak.

Since RTV is no longer in the valley Adam 12 is not on anymore.
So to make the poem current I added the last verse about Kojack,
Who is seen on ME TV.

10/26/10 Alton Texas