I'Ll Be Your Donor Poem by Ramona Thompson

Are you childless?
Hopeless?
Running out of time?
Then allow me if you will to help you
I can
I will be there
To give you your fondest dream come true

Boy or girl?
Single or twins?
Whatever you want
I will do my best to provide
Giving away for free
Each and every last one of my eggs
Just like they were the sweetest sweet candy

Don't really ever want a child of my own
So why be such a hog?
When I can give and give and give
Bringing joy and smiles across the land
Just by sharing a small precious portion of myself
Again and again and again
Until all over the world there are little Ramonas running around everywhere

Nothing to ever be taken back
No promises or hearts broken
I never even have to see or know
The results of my good deeds
All I ask is only the most worthy and desperate apply
No richy riches, racists or movie stars please
No, no, no
None of you will ever get a dropp of what I'm giving

So if interested, married and solid
Write
Call
Reach out and touch me
And all that I have to give
To make your every wish come true
Will be yours for the asking
100 percent free
No catches and no bull
Satisfaction guaranteed!

2008 Ramona Thompson