I'M Busted Poem by Matt Matherne

My balls are all blue and my baby needs due and I'm busted
Willy is down to a penny round, an he's busted
I got a wife that went dry and she said she won't lay
A big stack of will that gets bigger each day

My friends gonna take my baby away cause it's busted.
I went to my doc to ask for some pills cause it was busted
I hate to beg like a dog without a bone, but it's busted
My doctor said there ain't a thing I can do,

Your wife and your girl all went out on you,
And I was just thinking about calling you, 'cause your busted.
Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when it's busted
The lay that I planned last night is gone and I'm busted

The dreams are all bare and the willy won't grow,
Me and my willy got to pack up and go,
But I'll make it some how, I just don't know how cause I'm busted.
I'm broke.....no head.....I mean like nothing....forget it.