I'm getting real tired of your nightly snoring!
If I had some Tampons', I'd shove them up your nose!
And that gas you keep letting out when you walk
yelling, 'Huston thar she blows! '
Do you think that your some kind of comedian?
You haven't made me laugh a bit!
Where is that man I'd married?
Who would open doors for me
And would pull my chair out when I went to sit?
I think someone's replaced you?
Cause your not looking quite the same.
I know that your the man I married
Because you seem to have his name.
But unless you like these dark circles
That I am sporting underneath my two baggy eyes!
I'd appreciate you bring my husband back
And that you'd remove that, horrible bearded disquise!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
haha...wouldn't it be nice if you could wear those honeymoon goggles forever...is it still illegal to shoot men? ... :)