I Took A Leek Poem by Kim Barney

Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

I Took A Leek

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I took a leek at the grocery store
and placed it in my basket.
If you want to know if it was sore
then you'll just have to ask it!

I Took A Leek
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: food,humor,humorous,humour,vegetable,vegetables
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
written 31 Aug 2015
posted 15 Sep 2015
Recife, Pernambuco, Brazil
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 18 September 2015

to MyPoemList. a man of few words. well, when one has to 'take a leek/leak (heh heh) there is not too much time for writing. i hope most readers understand this the way i do. :) :) and: The Fight I got in a fight the other day. He squashed my pretty nose But I then beet him 'all the way', so much that he never rose! bri :)

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Kelly Kurt 15 September 2015

I enjoy euphemisms. Drain the snake, pay for my beer etc.: -)

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Spock The Vegan 15 September 2015

Remind me of when I was a kid and outdoors - people had to Water my Lilly.

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I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
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