I Will Not Eat Spam (My Ode To Dr. Seuss Poem by Nichole Kaci McKnight

I will not eat Spam in a can.
I will not eat Spam in Japan
I will not eat Spam on a boat.
I will not eat Spam with a goat
I will not eat Spam from afar
I will not eat Spam in a jar
I will not eat Spam here or there
I will not eat Spam anywhere.
I will not eat Spam it's not for me.
I will not eat Spam can't you see.
Why do they make Spam for you and me?
I do not know, I do not care
I will not eat Spam with a bear.
As you see Spam's not for me, I do not care who likes Spam.
I am Melissa, oh yes I am, but I do not eat any Spam.
I will not eat Spam in a can, in Japan, on a boat, with a goat, from afar, in a jar, her or there, or anywhere.
I will not eat Spam it's not for me, can't you see, even for you and me, and I do not care to eat Spam with a bear, because I just do not care to eat spam anywhere.