If Mothers Ruled The World Poem by Ramona Thompson

1. All sons and daughters would be cowards too afraid to fight in any wars or even step outside the doors of their own homes.

2. The world would be even more over populated thanks to the greedy unending desire for more and more grandchildren.

3. The divorce rate would rise over 40% due to mothers forcing their grown children into loveless marriages with mates only the mothers ever approved of in the first place.

4. There would be no sexy people to look at as mothers everywhere would force their grown children to cover up like nuns and monks showing not once of skin.

5. There would be far fewer gays and lesbians coming out of the closet for fear of what their precious mothers might do, say or think.

6. Certain bands and singers would have their careers destoryed when the mothers forced censorship laws that would ban everyone worldwide from listening to anything else but music from a mama appproved list.

7. All the good stuff in today's movies and tv shows would be banned including sex, violence and adult language would be banned and removed forever.

8. Only the most beautiful and healthy babies would be allowed to be born. All others would either be aborted or adopted out.

9. The crime rate would rise up out of control due to the anger of people everywhere at being surpressed and suffocated by their mother's goody goody only rules.

10. Celebrity bitches who are so out of control like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Linsdey Lohan would be forced to clean up their acts or face major prison time for breaking all the rules in The Big Bad Mama's Rule Book To Good Manners.


(2007)