Internet Dating: Found Poem 7 Poem by Michael Shepherd

Internet Dating: Found Poem 7

Rating: 2.6


'She claimed to be
37
but was really
47,
asked to borrow
30 dollars,
spent the evening
smoking spliffs
and told me
she could see
her therapist's office
from the club
we were in.

Then she said
she was already
in love with
someone else.

And also
pregnant.'

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
* Sunprincess * 11 July 2014

.............funny how this poem gave us all a laugh....loved reading this one...

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Esther Leclerc 05 March 2006

So bizarre, it must be true! ... If you like, see my 'Personal Ads (A Life) ', just posted.

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***** ********* 05 March 2006

This made me laugh out loud Michael! Thank you for sharing it. 10 from 46 honestly! Tai

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David Zvekic 05 March 2006

I found this poem to be disturbing. It make me laugh as well. Excellent when a poem can evoke 2 contrasting emotions. The last line was genuinely funny. (IMHO)

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Michael Shepherd

Michael Shepherd

Marton, Lancashire
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