Internet Playboy Poem by Colin Coplin

Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy

It happens each and every night, a flick of his wrist gets him onto his site
He browses emails for a reply, then enters the web, for love on the line, as the
Internet playboy, Internet Playboy

His woman loves him, but he needs more, old fashioned love, has become a bore
The mystery had gone, and the kids have all grown, everybody knows him, as the
Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy

Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy

His words are smooth, his looks are fine, he works long hours, but gets home on time
Chat rooms wait eagerly, for his reply, he'll never meet them, he's a surfer guy
Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy

His woman loves him, but he needs more, he's hoping to find it, with his hard drive restored
Chat rooms wait eagerly, for his reply, he'll never meet them, he's a surfer guy
Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy

Chat rooms wait eagerly, for his reply, he'll never meet them, he's a surfer guy
Internet Playboy, his user name is Playboy
Internet Playboy, Internet Playboy is how he signs
Internet Playboy, new service provider
Internet Playboy, he's a surfer guy
Internet Playboy, love on the line
Internet Playboy. internet ready
Internet Playboy, for a quick reply

Internet Playboy, waits for your reply

Internet playboy, Internet Playboy

Copyright Colin Coplin 2003 (updated 2023)