Intimate Talk Poem by Ima Ryma

Husband and wife watching T.V.
As they did most ev'ry night.
The cable goes out suddenly,
Leaving the couple in a plight
Of what do do to pass the time.
They sat quietly for a while.
The only noise was the clock chime.
At last the wife said with a smile,
'Dear, did you notice what I got, '
'For the bathroom? - a toilet brush.'
'I was wondering what you thought.'
The husband's face began to blush,

'I tried the brush, ' the hubby said,
'But, I prefer paper instead.