Is That A Full House Or A Royal Flush? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Sim Jae- Duck out did the US government and Joyce Meyers.
But to be fair he put out $1.6 million,
For a house that it shaped like a commode.
The US government paid $640 for a toilet seat in 1980’s,
And the tele-evangilist, Joyce Meyers,
Paid $23,000 for a real commode.
Sim’s 419 square meter home was a steal,
If you will,
Compared to 1/4 square meter, approximatly, to one toilet seat,
Or a 1 ½ square meter commode.
The price Sim paid could not be beat.
I often refer to the bathroom as my “library”.
Where I often read a periodical or the news.
Sim has named the building Haewooja:
'a place of sanctuary where one can solve one's worries'.
Problems if you are constipated?
Does Joyce read the Bible when she sits on the throne?
Did Jesus Juice make her inebriated?
The US taxpayers get stuck in the rear so to speak.
Expo had never featured a 23k anything,
Donald, Bill, a toilet, that is Joyce’s, they would not own.
Sim’s surround sound features music,
“bladder-relaxing music”.
In you do number 1 or 2,
It really doesn’t matter,
But if you do, do it in Joyce’s commode,
Within heaven’s gate you will abode.

(11-12-2007)