It Ain'T My Fault Poem by Lee Fones

maybe i'm from a different planet
but people nowadays seem to moan
well its not my flipping fault
if you've got a car insurance loan
sorry its not my fault
that you lost your gran
i paid her out my pension scheme
and gave her a can of spam
look im really sorry
you can't afford the pill
how was i supposed to know
he was wanted by the bill
look my lifes chaotic
i really must end this chat
and yes it must be stated
your lifestyle is frankly c- p