It Doesn’t Add Up Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Two negative integers, when multiplied, produce a positive
But then there is Snowden, he’s charged with espionage what an insult
Snowden spoke the truth about the US spying on ally conversations
Including the Conclave, NSI spied upon the Holy See
Which is a negative, Snowden is negative
Snowden was right
American intel was a negative
- -yields is a positive
The explanations from the White House weren’t anything new
Which was promised transparency which is quite opaque,
Bengazi was fiasco
Getting guns to Mexican gangs the bandito way
(Hillary and Eric are unscathed)
Getting the Affordable Act page which could not accessed
Sebelius will be offered as sacrifice,
In turn was comedic fodder for the late night comedians,
Letterman, Leno, Stewart, Kimmel, Conan and Colbert
If President Obama were Lucy Ball and Ricky Ricardo was alive today
Ricky would say President Obama
“You gotta’ a lot of splainen’ to do.”

11-1-2013