It Just Won'T Stop Snowing-Therefore I'M Going! Poem by Smoky Hoss

It snowed today,
And it forgot to stop -
It snowed yesterday,
And it forgot to stop -
It has snowed for a month prior to all that,
And - you guessed it - It forgot to stop -
Can you figure out what the forecast predicts?
Yup. Snow tomorrow - non-stop.

I just got in my old '78 truck,
Gassed it up;
Took off driving south -
And ya know what?
Yup!
I forgot to stop -
That is until I hit
The Texas border!
I believe I'll just stay here quite a spell,
The weather looks so darn swell!
Not a flake in sight,
Imagine - an above freezing night!
The sun is such a wonder,
I ain't seen it since last November!
I threw my shovel away -
When I passed through Kentucky!
Threw out the ski's -
Somewhere along Tennesse!
Dropped the parka in a ditch -
When I crossed the mighty-Mississip!
The snow boots took a hike -
When I hit the Arkansas turnpike!
Crossed the Tejas line -
Feeling so warm, and so fine!
I reckon now I'll send for the wife -
She also likes the sunny life!

From here on in -
I'll be wearin' a big ol', snow-free, Texas grin!