It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency Poem by Joe Rosochacki

This time Gerry is going all out,
Featuring insurgent cross-dressers in Iraq,
The insurgents have stepped to new low,
In thinking don’t tell, don’t ask,
But Haider al-Bahadli thought different,
He was going to marry a man,
He was going to sacrifice himself for Allah’s sake,
He was going to heaven where if he could,
He was going to meet 72 virgins after he died,
But he was a man like Lola, Elton John, Dennis Rodman,
J. Edgar Hoover and Ed Wood.
But he was not able to Take a Walk on the Wild Side
But would a virgin,
Let alone 72,
Take a cross-dresser for her mate?
But alas,
For the US military would have his fate.

(12-2-2007)