Jennifer's Body (A Halloween Pun) Poem by Aram Stefanian

Jen scoffed uppers and hot wired the car
''Found pieces of Jennifer's body, just relax...''
Was playing on the radio, and she failed to remember the rock star
When realized that she was speeding to the max
She was freaked out when something in the backseat hissed
Without looking back, Jen pulled over and ran outside
The thing kept on stalking, and Jen was pissed
''Relax, honey, '' she heard, ''I'm gonna be your tour guide''
After Jen turned around, she faced a tailed reptoid
Its greenish wrinkled face beamed with joy, and eyes had slits
''Get away from me and go to hell, you paranoid, ''
Jen yelled to the snake before they swapped spits
She was amazed that the kiss didn't gripe her soul
And remembered the band on the radio, it was HOLE