Jimmy’s Song Poem by Chuck Toll

I’m horny and in need of sex
With someone other than my ex.
I spend my time in spurge and grasses
Cruising for some likely lasses.

My Washington Monument’s size and shape
Should make you ladies stop and gape.
I’m big, I’m blue, with snappers strong.
I’m just the one for whom you long!

So if you’re in your final molt,
Indulge that urge, don’t hide or bolt.
The moon and tide and temp are prime,
Let’s do the dance while we have time.

Hey, gal, you with Capitol Dome,
You can just stay right at home.
What I want’s a hot triangle
To which, as doubler, I can dangle.

So gimme Sally, get back Sookie,
What I’m looking for is nookie!