Ladies Front Santa Poem by Ima Ryma

All Santa's reindeer, experts say,
Are really of the female type,
Since they are shown in antlered way
In pictures of holiday hype.
Male reindeer antlers would be gone
Before the time of Christmas Eve;
While females keep their antlers on
Till next spring's maternity leave.
Further proof of the reindeer sex
Is Santa does always appear
In time, as perfection directs.
But, if he were with male reindeer?

Childrens' Christmas would be the cost.
A bunch of guys only get lost.