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Leon Frog met Missy Toad upon a lily pad. Said Missy Toad to Leon Frog, 'Why DO you LOOK so sad? '
Poor Leon said, 'I'm frightened and I have to hide somewhere. I heard someone mumble 'frog's legs' and I haven't a pair to spare! '
As if that wasn't bad enough, in love, he'd no success... why, the last girl frog he kissed that week became a princess with his kiss.
Then poor Leon took a fall right into a barbed wire heap. The wire took poor Leon's leg and a wooden one replaced it, cheap.
Leon's back at home now, fake leg strapped to his rump. Listen closely, you will hear Hop-THUMP, Hop-THUMP, Hop-THUMP.
C.J. Heck
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