Lil Aldo Poem by Aldo Kraas

Lill aldo
Would never be a sunshine boy in the Toronto Sun
Poor lill Aldo
Because he is out of shape and also too fat to be the sunshine boy
Also the Toronto Sun would never hired him
Lill aldo
Will never be a model either
Because to be a model you would have to starve yourself and be also like An amorexic
But the truth is that it is dreadful to look at it
Because that would make anybody ill just by looking at it
Lill Aldo
Is better to be a poet
Because he can be his own boss