Lily Licked The Toilet Poem by ToddMichael St. Pierre
Lily Licked The Toilet
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the floor.
You can bet I'll never
Kiss Lily anymore!
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the sink.
She's full of germs and worms,
At least that's what I think.
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the tub.
It's safe to say her tongue
Could use a real good scrub!
She was the cutest pooch! (To Smooch)
Why'd she have to spoil it?
Nothing's been the same since…
Lily licked the toilet!
OK, this is one of the most perfect children's poems I have ever read, just timeless, and already a classic I think!
Hilarious poem, if you stop after the first four lines! Not so disgusting when you read to the end. Love it and have added it to my favorites and given it five stars.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/25/2024 12:02:29 AM # 1.0.0.1119
Magnificent kids poem!