It seems that a lady named Pam
Got caught in a bad traffic jam
So she put it in park
And then, just for a lark,
Performed her own pelvic exam.
My favorite part was the boldly reserved words. The rest was, as always, hilarious and imaginative. You, Brian, and the lady named Pam are both invaluable contributors to the PH community
Brian, you must be very good with the ladies for sure: p: p Thanks mate, loved it :)
You two should go get a hotel room Pam with a sponge, Brian with a broom And then both write some more Behind the bolted door Posting the poem with a nom de plume Great stuff guys! : -)
Brilliant reply. I think one of you should post the both of them as a coraborated piece. Honestly, this is very very clever. (that's right two verys)
I guess that you're feeling quite smug We'll toast your idea with our mugs Before leaving the scene Pam'll wipe 'em both clean And I'll sweep the dirt under the rug.
I don't know who you are writing about. I had always hoped someone would write a lovely Ode to me one day, but this Pam person, is one lucky girl, to have Brian Mayo write a lovely bawdy limerick about her.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
i don't know Pam from Hoover Dam, but if she's got a really Giant Clam, i've got a very tasty 'Virginia Ham...., which, into her 'Clam', i can slam. anonymous Bri was forced to submit this under his name! :)