Limerick - Lady Named Pam Poem by Brian Mayo

Limerick - Lady Named Pam



It seems that a lady named Pam
Got caught in a bad traffic jam
So she put it in park
And then, just for a lark,
Performed her own pelvic exam.

Saturday, February 6, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: driving,sex
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
This limerick was written for my poem pal, Pamela. She has been a source of motivation and inspiration, and so the least I could do is honor her with her own trashy limerick. This one's for you, Pam. ** Words boldly reserved for future limericks about Pam: Hoover DamGiant ClamVirginia Ham
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 12 June 2017

i don't know Pam from Hoover Dam, but if she's got a really Giant Clam, i've got a very tasty 'Virginia Ham...., which, into her 'Clam', i can slam. anonymous Bri was forced to submit this under his name! :)

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Mike Smith 11 March 2016

My favorite part was the boldly reserved words. The rest was, as always, hilarious and imaginative. You, Brian, and the lady named Pam are both invaluable contributors to the PH community

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Souren Mondal 12 February 2016

Brian, you must be very good with the ladies for sure: p: p Thanks mate, loved it :)

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Kelly Kurt 06 February 2016

You two should go get a hotel room Pam with a sponge, Brian with a broom And then both write some more Behind the bolted door Posting the poem with a nom de plume Great stuff guys! : -)

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Mike Smith 11 March 2016

Brilliant reply. I think one of you should post the both of them as a coraborated piece. Honestly, this is very very clever. (that's right two verys)

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Brian Mayo 06 February 2016

I guess that you're feeling quite smug We'll toast your idea with our mugs Before leaving the scene Pam'll wipe 'em both clean And I'll sweep the dirt under the rug.

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Pamela Sinicrope 06 February 2016

I don't know who you are writing about. I had always hoped someone would write a lovely Ode to me one day, but this Pam person, is one lucky girl, to have Brian Mayo write a lovely bawdy limerick about her.

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Brian Mayo 06 February 2016

Well, it's no ode, but it's all yours, lucky girl.

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