Man With A Gun Poem by Jeff Fleischer

Stupid Sam doesn't understand
And never sees the sun.
He's the man with the gun.
Man with the gun.
Shot himself in the leg one day
While trying to run away.
Howled and screamed all night.
Cause his leg hurt all right.
Stupid Sam doesn't understand
And never sees the sun.
He's the man with the gun.
Man with the gun.
Hancuffed himself to a chair.
His frig is always bare.
Always forgets to shave.
Never likes to bathe.
Stupid Sam doesn't understand
And never sees the sun.
He's the man with the gun.
Man with the gun.
Eats without a fork and knife.
Who would want this life?
Never wipes his chin.
What a mess he's in.
Stupid Sam doesn't understand
And never sees the sun.
He's the man with the gun.
Man with the gun.