Men And Women Poem by ester worter

Women

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
　 　
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
　
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
　
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
　
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
　
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you aren't, she thinks you do not love her
　
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
　
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
　
If you visit another man, you're not putting in 'quality time'
If she is visited by another woman, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
　
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
　
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
　
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk


Men


If you kiss him, he think you are bad girl
If you don't, he will kiss other women
　 　
If you praise him, he thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
　
If you agree to all His likes, you are a nice girl
If you don't, you are do not understanding him
　
If you worry about him, he thinks it is lying
If you don't, he say you not love him
　
If you are well dressed, he says you are not good in dress
If you don't, he think you are a ugly and dull girl.

If him look you he never say you are look beauty but when he go out with another women he will says to her: you looked very beautifull my Dear.
　
If you are jealous, he says it's bad
If you aren't, he thinks you are stupid don't know any thing about he do
　
If you attempt a to make romance, he says you are to old not become
If you don't, he go to look young girls and take her go to Romance restaurant to making romantic under dark light with expensive foods
　
If you are a minutes late, he complains it's hard to wait
If he is late, he says that's a men's way

You wait him fews hours, he will never say sorry to you
But if another women wait him only 15 minutes late, he will kneel down to beg her forgive
　
If you visit another women, you're not putting in 'quality time'
If he is visited by another men or women, 'oh it's natural, we are mans'
　
　 If you stare at another man, he accuses you of flirting and lust
If he is stared by other women and go to sex shop, he says that they are just admiring and just only friends
　
If you talk, he wants you to listen
If you do not listen, and talk the all the truth he will yell and howl, insult you hit you hurt you and tell you Bullshit him
If you don't talk you will be come Crazy, but if you talk he will say:

if you cannot take all it i do then GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE! ! ! ! ! !

Angel Aki