Milking Aunt Hulda's Cows Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Milking Aunt Hulda's Cows

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Aunt Hulda, she slept in the nude
I stayed over, she called me a dude
Uncle Fritz told me 'NO'
in the closet you go
we two found this attitude rude.

I was five when I watched Uncle Fritz,
he was squeezing Aunt Hulda's big tits
I was wondering how
he could think her a cow
and I asked all the other kids.

And they laughed at my naivité
some suggested I go out to play
and that milking the cows
in Aunt Hulda's pink blouse
was the reason that milking hands pray.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kelly Allen Vinal 03 September 2005

Dirty... Old... Man...

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Mahnaz Zardoust-Ahari 03 September 2005

Herbert, you know you are a dirty old man....lol cute poem!

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Herbert Nehrlich1 03 September 2005

Yes Allan, I just hatched one especially for you. H

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Allan James Saywell 03 September 2005

i like poems about cows have you any udder poems about cows warm regards allan

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Mary Nagy 03 September 2005

Funny one Herbert. You do seem to have a fascination with 'udders'. Take care, Sincerely, Mary

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