Monopoly Is Boring Poem by Samantha Stough

Count to three,
Roll the dice
Play the game,
Don’t think twice
I’ve played it before,
And I’ll play it again
Doesn’t mean
I’m used to it
Doesn’t mean
I wanna go through with it
If I have to,
I’ll most certainly cheat
I got plenty secret, twisted lies,
And it’s a good thing you can’t read my mind
My board game’s in the shape of a heart
Most people lose
Before they get a chance to start
I’ll do what I gotta do
If it means winning against you