More On Tattoos (Pun Intended) Poem by David Whalen

Moron tattoos and the financial benefits thereof


One should get one's kids tattooed
When they're very young and slim
I know that declaration, on the face of it
might seem kind'a funny

But as those kids grow up
into much fatter skins
So grow the tattoos without cessation
And I might say, without being "punny"

That, without the slightest exertion
Nor any further financial dispensation
one ends up getting much, much,
Muuuuch more for one's money