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Much More Exciting
Resigning our assessment forms, originals lost by Human Resources, we the incumbents who aren’t recumbent or redundant as yet – though the desire is there, I assure you – in between reading to my amazement that the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, will take part in a procession marching through Mugrabi Gate in Jerusalem, as arranged by my inspired Muslim… This is too much, I have to rescind all I said about life being boring: It’s much more exciting than I ever guessed
French Into English
Have you ever looked for chocolates so sweet it could sweep you right off your feet, literally, I can fall down and sleep after eating a whole bar of chocolates, wake up and immediately start looking for more – with lunch coming up and me being stuck in an office with no place to go, I’m going to eat that bar I bought and enjoy falling asleep right here where I am
Then I will be rested enough, though sluggish, to do all the boring stuff I’m supposed to be doing, reading a Muslim booklet sent to President Sarkozy of France, why we never shall know, Allah’s messenger suddenly got busy and I’m the lucky fellow that gets to translate all for President Mbeki, sure to be much better off for reading and dreaming
About Nashkurallah, feeling bright enough after half a bar, I’m ready to start converting French into English, Alhamdullilah
Kissing In Public
Invitation to sessions of Information promoting awareness of HIV-AIDS – inviting an HIV-positive speaker to address employees – food-packs for attendees, it’s like a trip to Kilimanjaro backpacks, Macintoshes, The Way Forward…
We shall be educated on the dangers of free love, there is a fine for kissing in public if you’re under sixteen - but they are the only ones who want to do it at all
Margaret Alice
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