Muppets, The Lot Of Em! Poem by Simon Gowen

I really want the Muppets at my wedding
I want the Muppet band to come and play
But when I ask the boss if we can do this
Then this is what the woman has to say

You were my little Animal when we met
Like Fozzie you would make me laugh a lot
But now instead of candles and of romance
Urdy Gurdy Chickens all I got! !

Your mother looks like Gonzo on a good day
And like Waldorf and like Stadler they behave
I hate Mahna Mahna so much it hurts me
I'll take that retched song now to my grave.

So I'm guessing that's a no then I asked shyly
I'll book another band to do the gig
And if we're liking family to the Muppets
Well I guess that just leaves you to be the PIG.