Randy Johnson


My Dentist's Revenge


The dentist worked on my teeth without any novocaine.
I screamed and screamed because of the pain.
I've been doing something bad because I'm a louse.
My dentist found out that I'm sleeping with his spouse.
She's very sexy and impossible to resist.
I think it's time for me to find a new dentist.

Submitted: Friday, November 16, 2007
Edited: Monday, April 25, 2011

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