My Fellow Homicide Detective And I At The Crime Scene Poem by Chuck Audette

OK, had to read twice before the penny dropped! Love the dead pan reply! An entire scene in 17 words - brilliant! - one of your best. Justine.

Heheheeee - reminds me of hilarious (usually) show called 'Sledge Hammer'. What else? Maybe the 'Naked Gun' movies. Okay, start a script ASAP, Master o' Mirth! ! ! Est :

Chuck, Your last 3 have said to me, that you are still not taking your medicine! B.V.A.

So somewhere there's a headless body charging around trying to find his/her head. A bit senseless really! Very funny write, loved the humour. Love Ernestine XXX

Hey Chuck....I like this one...but then again....I would! ! ! ! Hahahahaha...love it! Dee

I don't know about this one, Chuck. Hark! I hear a rim shot.

And somewhere somebody tries to get ahead? Bad joke, yours is much better.