My Last Attempt At Algebra Poem by Lazarus Knix

My Last Attempt At Algebra



If A be one and B be Two
And pattern does predict,
Then clearly just the letter Z
Would equal twenty six!

Yet when teachers say to solve
For mystery X and Y,
They always seem a bit distraught
If I shout “Forty Nine! ”

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Darlene Shearer 10 July 2009

numbers make my head hurt; so glad school is in the past! if A is first, and Z is last, which 2 were lost? where were they cast? suicide not necessary. your verses sing! , 'Canary'

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Lazarus Knix 10 July 2009

I'm a moron, that's why I posted this so many times. I, for some demented reason, thought the alphabet had 24...Then I said to myself...Woahhh buddy...Kill yourself: P

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