My Nose Poem by Kori Haffmun

My nose is special
Yes, I know
It's slightly retarded
You can tell by the way I blow
(nose blowing noise)
I inhale
Exale
Sigh
Blow(nose blowing noise)
Don't look in the tisxue
Do not
Look at the snot
That's awaiting for you!

In the tissue
If the snot is yellow
Hellow
If it's clear
Good fortune is near
If red
Dude, you are so dead

I can smell rain when it rains
Will rain
Is rain...ing
I can smell that fart
You must have made
But don't be afraid
The fart smells of lilac
NOSE HAIR...s
plural
Pick That Nose
But Not Too Hard!
you could get a
nose bleed.