Danny Draper

Rookie - 445 Points (14 July 1963 / Kiama, New South Wales, Australia)

Naming Of Cats - Poem by Danny Draper

Nameless, homeless three month old stray
Congenial and smoochy, purred our way
No collar, no microchip just a posse of fleas
A bit below weight 'neath Pursian hair tease
Purred like a Trible under addictive ear rub,
A dunk in eucalyptus wool wash dispatched those gnats
Black all over, save white toes and nose,
And a white rough diamond chest his distinguishing crest.

Diamond Jim
James T. Kirk
James Tiberius Kirk
Kirk Cat
'I wanted Cookies! '
Well, 'Cookies', could be his nick name.
'Kirk', it is!

His continuing mission:
to sleep where he wants,
to get desexed and chipped,
to have his medicine and shots
and to join our family,
and annoy Snowy the dog.

Danny Draper

Poet's Notes about The Poem

A new kitten joined our family from the neighborhood strays.

Comments about Naming Of Cats by Danny Draper

  • Silver Star - 3,527 Points Susan Lacovara (6/23/2014 8:36:00 AM)

    Reread this again and was reminded of fair warning my mother used to give me. She basically told me that strays and lovers, quite the same, once you feed them and give them a nickname, they steal your heart! The cat will usually stay longer! PEACE, in a purr-fect way! (Report) Reply

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  • Silver Star - 3,527 Points Susan Lacovara (10/21/2013 11:44:00 PM)

    I invite you to read, Fattened By The Hand That Feeds, written for the taken in, stole my heart pets who came for dinner and never left....I can so relate to your tale (tail) ....enjoyed the write. Many of my best friends are four-legged. (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 1,283 Points Shahzia Batool (9/8/2013 2:53:00 AM)

    very interesting and quite readable write for a light feel! ! ! (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 15,354 Points Lyn Paul (9/2/2013 6:10:00 AM)

    A lovely poem, enjoying the way you chose Kirk. Poor kids. I laughed too at many of the great comments. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 10,101 Points Heather Wilkins (8/5/2013 9:11:00 PM)

    pets are dear to us. I like little dogs, but cats are nice too. a good poem (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 150 Points R.benjamin Abate (7/28/2013 8:47:00 PM)

    Quite humorous. Nice one. Cats will always keep us entertained. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 8,951 Points Douglas Scotney (7/27/2013 8:35:00 PM)

    You don't have to tell me what a dug is, but a dirk's a dagger and that'd be a good nickname, dags for short. (Report) Reply

  • Silver Star - 4,107 Points Diane Hine (7/25/2013 6:18:00 AM)

    It's very kind-hearted of you to take in a stray....daft, but kind-hearted.
    I don't think he picked parts 2&3 of his mission and I bet he's called 'Kirky' by at least one of you. (Report) Reply

  • Bronze Star - 2,747 Points Anthony Di''anno (7/24/2013 9:06:00 AM)

    Effing cats! Our neighbourhood is awash with the little b'stads. Dead birds everywhere and cat mess all over the garden. Cats are a nuisance round these parts. I can think of a few names to call them, none of them cute. Grrrr eat poem :) (Report) Reply

  • Silver Star - 4,199 Points David Wood (7/22/2013 8:28:00 AM)

    A delightful poem. I am a dog person so the cat would still be a stray. (Report) Reply

  • Silver Star - 4,234 Points Valerie Dohren (7/21/2013 10:24:00 AM)

    I am more of a dog and bird person myself, but I have no doubt that your new acquisition is very cute. Great poem Danny. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 30,945 Points Valsa George (7/20/2013 11:08:00 AM)

    It is such fun having a cute kitten in the household..... with a mix of white and black! No matter, it is a stray cat! After all your confusion in naming him, I wonder what name, you finally chose for it! Exactly a similar looking stray kitten once sneaked into our house which was fed with milk and cookies for two days! But unfortunately my husband who is averse to cats drove her away to my great disappointment! It is fun watching cats annoying dogs! An interesting write! (Report) Reply

  • Silver Star - 3,266 Points Pradip Chattopadhyay (7/20/2013 2:44:00 AM)

    Oh, that's a great poem about one of nature's cutest creatures! Thanks Danny for this heart-warming gift. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, July 20, 2013

Poem Edited: Monday, July 22, 2013

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