lee fones


naughty pheasant


today i had to go to hospital
it wasn't very pleasant
my car was struck
by a very naughty pheasant
i was travelling at thirty
he was doing only two
so when we collided
we were doing thirty two
all ended well thanks folks
for this is just untrue

Submitted: Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Topic(s): humour


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