Neither, Nor Or Either Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

...and,
Last question.
Liberal 'or' conservative?

'What difference does that make,
As to how this loan gets paid? '

Geessshhh. Just a sec.
There's another one.
Asking the same question.
But...
With a difference.

~Black or white? ~

Hmmm.
I don't know.
It's hard to tell.
But I do have my suspicions.
I'll ask.
Excuse me,
Are you...

'I'm a mixed Hispanic.
My father's parents are Chinese.
My wife is half Black and Jew.
And our political beliefs,
Are neither, nor or either...
Liberal, Conservative or religious based.

Wow. Really?
A walking history book, huh?
I hope you don't mind the humor.
Hold on.
NEITHER, NOR or EITHER.
We've got Hispanic mixed with Chinese.
Married to a Black half Jew.
With no religious affiliation.
Payments made on time a guarantee.

~Increase their credit limit immediately.
Approve whatever they want.
We are in need of fresh allies.
I thought this was discussed,
At our last business meeting.
You don't need my advice,
To recognize this as an opportunity.
And give whoever that is,
My personal home and cell numbers.~