New Mrs. Cullen Poem by Lauren SCH

Thank-you Stephenie Meyer
For making me so fussy
Now I can never find a good enough guy
Who sparkles in the sun and listens to debussey
For you, who made a fictional character
In which I love so much,
And me not accepting
Another man’s touch
Now I can only think of guys brave and true,
Edward did you get the message?
I’m waiting for you
Now I do not wish to disrespect you Bella
But you got to admit
He is one hell of a fella
So go off and you can have Jacob or Tyler
While me and Edward can get cozy by the fire
So get over what you lost and stop looking so sullen
Now Edward introduce me to the family
Hi, I’m the new Mrs. Cullen