No Adam For Your Eve Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

You can play your tricks,
In any kind of mix.
But let me make this clear...
There is no satisfaction!

You can nit and pick,
Do all of this in fits.
So let me tell you quick...
You get no reaction from me...
I can see you are evil!

You can moan and whine,
Like you do half the time.
Throw a tantrum on a dime...
But I am no Adam for your Eve.
You can fall to pieces!

You can play your tricks,
In any kind of mix.
But let me make this clear...
There is no satisfaction!

You can nit and pick,
Do all of this in fits.
So let me tell you quick...
You get no reaction from me...
I can see you are evil!

You can moan and whine,
Like you do half the time.
Throw a tantrum on a dime...
But I am no Adam for your Eve.
You can fall to pieces!

I will not play Adam for your Eve.
You are too damn evil!