Noah's Ark Poem by VICTORIA GEORGE

Noah was telling his crew
“I know we’re pretty contented
The trouble is - we’ve nowt to do
As TV has not been invented”

So for something to do
They built a lovely big boat
They filled it with animals out of the zoo
Then wondered if it would float

The floods came all in one day
Then a big storm, a real ship-wrecker
A hole in the boat then gave way
They shouldn’t have brought that woodpecker!

copyright Victoria George