Nose Hit Poem by Aram Stefanian

When Jesus Lopez fell out, his pump nearly stopped
He slipped into a coma for a week, a hopeless case
Nobody noticed how a tiny shred out of his body hopped
And a weird smile appeared on his pale lifeless face
When his soul floated above the body, ready to fade
Spooked and dazed, it was sharply drawn into a deep pit
''We are in the calaboose, Jesus, '' a voice came out of the shade,
''Before you go to blazes, I'm gonna give you a nose hit.''
The red burning end of the joint was the green light
Jesus was going to inhale the smoke, but suddenly backed off
''If I go straight, I'll end up with the darkest night, ''
Thought Jesus and opened his eyes; he knew he'd hang tough
The nurse watched him in horror, she thought he was braindead
Jesus said, ''How about a swallow hit, honey? I have a head.''