Not So Snow White! Poem by Tom Higgins

Snow White, she once took
seven little men to bed.
She only ever did it once,
at least that's what she said.
Now of these seven,
six of them were not known as happy,
and another of them, normally,
well he was rather snappy.
So she thought what might work,
would be good old rumpy, pumpy,
guaranteed to cheer up,
even that little old sod Grumpy!
The next morning, the change in them
was really quite dramatic.
Even old Grumpy had changed his name,
he said' just call me Mr Ecstatic.'