Nothing Beats It Poem by Steven Harris

Nothing beats
the delightful
the lifting
the stomach tickling
the beautiful
most romantic drink in
all the world
newky brown ale
you cant hold a
candle to it
nothing on this green
and blue
floating ball in space
beats it
brown
fizzy
soft on the mouth
many a night have
i drunk myself
under a table on it
many a night have i
sang a song in
respect to this great drink
guiness, i love it
but it doesn't beat the
brown
larger, shut up
thats not even a drink
yellow pee in
a pint glass
whiskey, very nice
but only when it's the right time
only when it's time to
cry can you drink whiskey
vodka, i'm not 16 anymore
rum, brandy it's all the same
only newky can do it for
me
only that can make me happy
i can get drunk
be sick
fall over
have a fight
sing a song
have sex in a skip
behind the pub
with a beautiful women
after drinking this stuff
it's bottled
and it's big
newky brown ale
get your sip
drink it up
and get drunk
nothing wrong with it
life in a bottle
drinking till it breaks you
wont regret it
it's all about the
drink
and that drink is
newky.