Oddity Challenge Poem by derrick foster

Oddity Challenge
By derrick foster

Blue Alize martinis
And pizza
Doesn’t quite mix.
Don’t think too much on it
Because at the end of the day
It is a desire
Unparalleled, uneven
Yet still wanted
Choose the tune to contradict this already
Mixed and messed up
Odd transition
You can concoct
Nice tune
Come again
Deliver with quickness
Any weird sh**t you can imagine
Make my day
Bring it on
Match me
Weird for weird
Odd for odd
Chocolate champagne,
Cinnamon meat sauce,
Alphabet boots
Color me strange
Marshmallow wine, turkey licorice


I dare you to invent
any curious combination
Go on and try
Just for the fun of it
Whiskey pie, olive shakes, tobacco frosting
Leather cigarettes, roach candy
Jelly babies, pickle popsicles, and insect lollipops
The beginning isn’t so odd combined
Now hat we’ve gotten really out of hand
Mouth and mind
Think about having to ingest
These wacky mixtures seems so far fetched
But in the bizzaro world the possibilities
Are endless and the future so far away and vast
So top these uncanny groupings
I dare you to stretch the reality to its ultimate
limits
The gloves are off
And the brick’s in place
About to strike your faces so bend your crazy
imagination
Go for it
Try your weirdest
I can top that
So lets get on with it
I’m anxiously waiting


I’ll make it worth your while
Come on
You know you wanna
Lets do it to it
Over blue Alize Martinis, sports and pizza
Come on come on
Get into the mix
Cause when it’s all done
Your weirdest can’t match
My most normal