Ode To A Commode...Or....A Poem About Toilets....[short; Humor] Poem by Bri Edwards
Ode To A Commode...Or....A Poem About Toilets....[short; Humor]
modern 'toilets' are large flushable porcelain bowls
which catch waste from both your and my exit holes.
i'm used to white ones with large flush-water tank.
a hidden pipe carries off stuff that often does smell rank.
some in japan were quite different……with no way to sit!
i'm glad i found 'my style' when t'was time to shit.
and if from toilet-paper usage you're leaning,
some toilets have the choice of an in-bowl shower, for cleaning.
toilet seats are sometimes colored, or cushioned, or even heated;
for me, more important (at times) is JUST to be SEATED!
toilets have changed since they were just holes in the ground.
i hope, when i 'need' a toilet, one's always around!
(4-4-2010)
, , i remember where a game was invented, , , , when you pee on the pot, , , you are judged for your acuuracy, , , if it hits at the centre of the sensor, , , you get more points, , , but if you are far from your aim, , you would loose, , , , say my regards to bill for giving you such a wonderful topic to write on, , ,
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4/24/2024 1:44:04 PM # 1.0.0.1119
The funny thing is alot of us think wheres the loo when we go somewhere new......ha ha just incase....sorted.... Annette